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child love 

A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.
John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia
child love by Tegeth August 27, 2006
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jabba leia love child 

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass
When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

love child

the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents
C'mon Leroy you know Sheronda's new baby is your love child.
love child by Hahk Fu September 14, 2004

fredandbarney love child 

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred
dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

love child

1) a child born to unmarried parents

The term is now also used jokingly to imagine what the combination of two people (more typically those who are unable to produce a child together) would look like.
Person 1: Omg, imagine if Jeff and Derek had a love child!

Person 2: YES, SIGN ME UP , THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE!
love child by awbiscuits November 13, 2016

chinese love child 

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

love child

Normally The illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of passion. not to be confused with a 'child of love'
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.
John and sue's affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.
love child by kesuki September 25, 2005
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