The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have
We have six kids but Marcus is our love child
by Kingo10 June 15, 2023
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Its when mommy and daddy "love " eachother and have sex and the baby is born and the love is gone.

also a one night stand.
Max is a love child.
by eeeeeelie October 25, 2006
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A word used to describe any little wanker that is pissing you off. Can alternatley be used in the place of a name of a person. Used to gain attenetion of poeple who you dont know their names.
damn kid wont stop talking
say "shut the hell up love child

you see someone you dont know
ask mate next to you "who the hell is that love child"

"Oi love child"
by jimmiboy January 27, 2006
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issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred
dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...
by Tronboy333 July 18, 2017
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Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.
Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!
by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010
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