April: Do you wanna go out with me?...
Zack: Yea..sure.. Wow i never thought you would ask me out...
April: umm yeah...I would go out with you.
Zack: Chicka Chicka Yea Yea i got a date.
Zack: ha ha ight... where do you wanna go?
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The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"
Dude 2: "She's 36"
Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.