chicago shits

a massive amount of diarrhea, do in part to chicago style food.

Frank: "Yo, is Mark comin to class today?"

Matt: "Nah, he's got a mad case of the chicago shits."

by not false December 26, 2007

Chicago Shit Gobbler

The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.

I just gave my wife the nastiest Chicago Shit Gobbler

by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025