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Chesterville Circle 

And group of individuals partaking in a session of smoking Marijuana. The caviat is, once in the circle, you must stay in that circle. No mater how joints lit or size of.
Hey new guy, you up for hitting the bong in the chesterville circle.

Chesterville, Ontario 

A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)

A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.

The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.

Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.

There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario

Chesterville Shutout

When playing goalie in Friday night pickup hockey, your get less then 10 goals scored on you.
"Whoa! We won 10-9. I got a Chesterville Shutout!"
Chesterville Shutout by Thrag October 31, 2025

Chesterville Shutout

When playing goalie in Friday night pickup hockey, you get less than 9 girls scored on you.
"Whoa! We won 11-9. I got a Chesterville Shutout!"
Chesterville Shutout by Thrag October 31, 2025

Centerville, Ohio 

A suburb of Dayton, Ohio with an unusually high concentration of bros. While the population is large, you cannot go anywhere without running into people you've known since middle school. Entertainment includes Bill's Donuts, 24 hour Starbucks, and chilling at one of the many parks until the police kick you out. Everything in the Ville is artificial, but if you don't mind that it's a nice, safe suburb with a wonderful school system. As lame as Centerville seems at times, it churns out some of the coolest people you will ever meet.
Paul: Where you headed tonight?
Jack: Centerville, Ohio...
Paul: Oh...lame...
Jack: Yeah but all of my COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD will be there.
Paul: I wanna come!

Chesterpillar 

The name of various genital parts on the male human body.
Kelly: So did you do it?
Joe: What ?
Kelly: Stick your Chesterpillar in her Spacedome?
Chesterpillar by DansTheGreat September 1, 2010