Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.

When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.

by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021

The cheese tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax

by Naher1 March 28, 2023

friendly cheese tax

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

by Fartmale817 July 29, 2023

the chesse tax

if you take chesse out to cook or make a snack you got to feed your dog with a bit of chesse dog or cat or parrot or your animan

dont forget to put chesse on the pasta -wait i gotta pay the chesse tax

by oscat the cat lover March 25, 2023

Cheesetard

A person who achieves 40% or less on a cheese-related test or quiz.

Don't trust his advice when it comes to fine cheeses, rumour has it that he's a cheesetard!

by Furlong_The_Egyptian July 25, 2016

Cheesetastic

Used by the adolescent population at large to describe something so bloody cheesy, that it actually becomes amazingly fantastic. The use of the word cheesetastic usually implies a derived pleasure from the utter cheese of a situation or phrase.
Be cautious, large danger of over usage.

*watches soap opera in which lead actress is pregnant with the baby of her brother's wife's father's uncle, and is married to her father*

"Dude, her unfortunate pregnancy situation is so totally cheesetastic!"

by Lunatic with a hero complex October 10, 2007

cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018