cheerleading captain

This is THE queen bee. The captain is usually the all around most popular. But, this also comes with alot of responsibility. Such as making all team descisions and has the final say-so in most situations. HAs the most power on the team except for the advisor/coach/sponser.The captain yells the cheer and the team falls in.

Cheerleading Captain: Ready?
Cheerleading Squad: O-kay.

cheerleading captain by Savannah Michelle May 16, 2006

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cheerleading captain

Basicly the bitch of the cheerleading operation. They are usually spotted wearing the school colors, ribbons in their hair, and a simple jacket. To them everyday is cheerleading day, and it's not just a hobby it's a way of life. Cheerleading captains can either be smart academic wise or just a plain dumb slut. The area you reside in determines how trashy, slutty, smart, or determined these girls are. They rule with an iron fist during pratices in gym, and if you don't follow their lead they were surely make your life a living hell by either spreading false rumors about you ("OMG Becky is such a slut. She gave it hard to Mitch on the football team.") or ignoring your ass to the point of insanity.

Come on now cheerleading captains, be reasonable. What can you do with your life if all you do is cheerlead and talk shit?

cheerleading captain by Tory the Deadsy Fan April 12, 2007

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cheerleading co-captain

girl who is second-best to the real cheerleading captain. usually follows the captain around, and tries to have a higher part in the squad(even though shes not much better than the rest of the team)
*but sometimes they can also be very good cheerleaders, just too wanna-bee or too much of a follower to be an actual captain.

Person 1- Are you the captain of the cheerleading squad?
Co-captain- no, im the cheerleading co-captain
person 1- oh.

cheerleading co-captain by fdsljfhoewu October 28, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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