Cheat

When deshawn cheat more than once then lie

Deshawn did u cheat

Him “No

by Shawn Cheat February 21, 2022

cheat

When your girl is "with her friends" but her friends are with you

bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat

by ♏ January 5, 2021

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Cheating your Fitbit

(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit

Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off

I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit

by Anonymous0902 June 2, 2018

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Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 29, 2010

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the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

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