When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017
by Ab1357 June 4, 2015
An unfortunate event in which youre forced to perform a tuck (see definition) when with a hott chick, and the shaft of your dick rubs against your waistline with every step you take, causing an uncomfortable build up of friction
by kyleshaffer21 July 25, 2008
Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical chafing her boyfriend gave to her last night.
by Aaron Peck July 23, 2006
Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.
Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.
Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.
Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.
Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.
by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019
Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
by yerda42 November 20, 2018
A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.
After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.
by TerryTheTwoTimingTesticle July 8, 2011