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CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
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CEO of simp-nation 

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu
Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation

CEO of simp-nation 

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse
Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

CEO of Simp Nation 

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself

King (CEO of Simps) 

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.
King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026