CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.

You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp

CEO of simp by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020

CEO of simp-nation 

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu

Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“

CEO of simp-nation by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

CEO of simp-nation 

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse

Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

CEO of simp-nation by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

CEO of Simp Nation 

Brandon Douglas Uzarski

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself

CEO of Simp Nation by takemetochurch17 April 15, 2020

King (CEO of Simps) 

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

King (CEO of Simps) by king of demons October 30, 2020

dunzo 

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004