CEO of simp
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
CEO of simp by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020
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