cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

by yungpressure June 16, 2018

cartisexual

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

CITISEXUAL

sexualy attracted to frying pans

i citisexual

by CITISEXUAL May 1, 2019

Cartisexual

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

cartisexual

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of “the boys”

Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

by Peoplewithcommonsense January 18, 2021

Cartisexual

You have an attraction to Playboi carti but you are straight

I’m not gay, I’m cartisexual

by Sosasgff December 16, 2021

Cuntsexual

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.

1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"

by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009