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‘Celebratory’ Assembly

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An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
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HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012
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Celebratory Crouching

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.
Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!
by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011
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Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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Celebratory Gunfire

When you shoot off a gun because you're happy and celebrating something. Often done during New Years celebrations.
Alex was killed when Bob started setting off celebratory gunfire at a New Year's Party.
by MewWinx96 February 6, 2013
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celebratory baby

A baby that is conceived after a celebration for a major event.
The Chicago Cubs won the World Series after waiting 100 years, the fans in turn celebrated and many fans conceived a celebratory baby.
by The Real Twitch December 18, 2018
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celebratory murder

celbratory murder ; when guys like john or what ever some fucking redundant empty vessel of a human being think its okay to pick some random off the after consuming COPIOUS amounts of drugs and alchol..who thinks he can murder some beast ass chicka just like that who has crazy ass arms and being from dublin always carrys a sharp..
crazy bitch5: john thinks he can pull of murder but his choice was soo random he could have easily had a knife sticking out of his jugular vein..yeah this bitch is the origional jugallette motherfuckers..aint nothing can compare to this..!

try ur celebratory murder elsewhere on some chick who is some priest loving piece of man worshiping fucking piece of fucking cunt crap hotpocket shit!
by JUGALETTEGURLKNIFEURASSUPSOBAD October 21, 2010
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Celebratory Departure Bowl

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?
by I want a monkey so bad! November 18, 2010
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