A container (bag, pack etc.) commonly containing items or swag of a highly desirable or awesome nature. Can be obtained via winning a competition.

See: Swag Pack

Guy 1: "Hey, awesome Swag Pack you've got there."
Guy 2: " Swag Pack? Nah, mate this is Cabin Baggage."
Guy 1: "Radical!"

Cabin Baggage by NCRaw June 29, 2016

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Linen Cabinet

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.

We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.

Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016

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Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.

P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

Cabinet Man by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021

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Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

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