noun. Another name for a White Russian, a delectable beverage containing cream (or milk if you're a pansy), vodka, and Kahlua, served over ice.
"Another Caucasian, Gary"
by paulix January 28, 2005
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A word that categorizes inequality and inequity in race relations in the modern paradigm.
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1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
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A racial group of people whose ancestors are from Europe, West Asia, and North Africa. Skin color varies, but facial features include:

Long and thin nose
Prominent chin
Flat facial profile (orthognathism)
Bulbous forehead
Weak, retracted cheekbones
Deep set eyes (as opposed to the wide set eyes of black people)
Generous amounts of body hair (and face)
Thin and sometimes curly hair, varying in color from platinum blonde to dark black
Small, thin lips

Many ethnic groups belong to Caucasians, including but not limited to:

Whites (Europeans)
Arabs
Berbers
Jews
Caucasics (restricted to the Caucasus area around Georgia and Armenia)
Pakistanis
Some Indians

Spaniards, Germans, Irish, Palestinians, Algerians, Moroccans, Norwegians, Swedes, Iraqis, Iranians, Englishmen, etc. are all Caucasian people. Not all are white, however.
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This is an incorrect term and also offensive to define white people, as Caucasians are not white but brown.

Caucasian people are from Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Georgia, those countries so forth.

Please remember that White people are not Caucasian, it's stupid, ridiculous and offensive to say it.
I am from Turkey and I'm a Caucasian person.

I am White but not Caucasian.
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This is a social disorder, it is only known to affect people of race other than Caucasians. It is when a person of non-Caucasian race develops or exhibits the behavioral patterns of a Caucasian/"White person". Caucasianitis mostly affects black people. There is no cure for this disability yet. But with treatment it is possible to suppress this disorder.
1.) Caucasianitis: A Jamaican using the word "like" at the end of every sentence as how a Caucasian would.

2.)Caucasianitis: A black person watching white programming (Friends, Will & Grace etc.)
by Vengali December 12, 2009
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A race of people belonging from europe
from blonde hair blue eyes to olive skin or very tanned and dark eyes.Caucasians originally came from around the middle east.Caucasians Include; Italians Spaniards,Poles,Germans.
Little girl: Mom why is the news saying the man wanted is caucasian hes real tanned.
Mom: Us caucasians are a race doesn't matter are skin colour.
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