Catformers is a cat that has evolved from a human cat, who is rarely transformed from a normal human house cat.
The cat's evolving circumstances are as follows: Owner must be a Anime weeb level 999, must have watched 2 or more Anime series, must have in some way watched hentai, has begun to use nya instead of meow all of the time.
Catforming cats have a tendency to evolve into a real anime chick, who can tease any human being into marrying them. And then slowly kill them in their sleep after seducing them to watch their favorite anime with their new waifu.
the catformers cats can then transform into a human house cat again, and find a new home to rinse and repeat.
Person 1: Oh my, have you heard the new "real-life waifu" accident?
Person 2: You mean the one dead weeb guy who was found dead wanking to Anime? What a poor loner.
Person 1: They apparently found a note saying "cat forme-" or something and some cat footprints outside.
Person 2: Sounds like something from transformers and a fantasy movie. Well, Catformers, sounds kinda cool?
Person: 1 Heh, the "catformers accident" ... hmm, that sounds much cooler ngl.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).