Cat Cake

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

cat cake

if ur a catfish and ur flat as a pan cake your a cat cake
this word is made the Ha Sisters

ur flat as a pancake and you catfish ur CAT CAKE -Emily ha

by Gurlbye91 November 14, 2021

Upside down cat cake

A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino

After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake

by the real king May 21, 2015

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

by St augustine wife swap September 3, 2017

Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

Catcake

Catcake means someone that is a catfish and is flat as a pancake.

Bro that girl is such a catcake!

by blm12 June 4, 2020

catcake

when you make a cake for your cat but the cat hates it so you take it and shove it's dirty, dirty face into the cake and it drowns.

i turned my stupid cat into a catcake!

by [e-mail] October 27, 2018