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carrot cruncher 

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
carrot cruncher by City Lad August 13, 2008
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carrot cruncher 

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.
"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."
carrot cruncher by mugwump November 13, 2004

carrot cruncher 

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
carrot cruncher by oracle March 12, 2004

carrotcruncher 

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.
A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"
carrotcruncher by mladen September 10, 2007
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God Shot 

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