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Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.
"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."

"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."
by fnfurious January 25, 2014
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after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
by mikey1877 May 16, 2010
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For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.
by sylough April 25, 2009
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Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.
She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.
by AyeMoney February 02, 2016
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When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.
My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.
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by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020
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In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.
" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "
by Hooahterm5760 June 21, 2015
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