When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.
Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."
by suzlooky December 05, 2009
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When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet
Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house
by Hegemony April 14, 2019
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When a person takes a shit on someone's carpet and does nothing to clean it up.
I broke into Henderson's house and dropped a carpetbomb on his Persian rug.
by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009
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The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.
Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."
by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012
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When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.
(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.
by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019
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When a person grows a few marijuana plants preferably auto flowering and lets a male fully pollinate a female lets the seeds mature you should have close to 1000 to 2000 seeds and you go around throwing a bunch on peoples laws, vacant lots, bushes, near abandoned train tracks state parks any and every were you get the idea
i had a friend who's a dedicated 420 activist he talks of out growing the government so as a jolk he carpet bombed the bank with 80 of em
by spazingorilla May 29, 2009
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To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.
Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
by Urban-Legend March 05, 2015
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