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carni whore 

A female that is a walking freak show. Usually has a plethora of tattoos & body mutilations such as chopped, dyed hair & piercings. In ye days of olde, you would pay money at the carnival to gawk at & shame this train wreck (after waltzing by the elephant man). Usually embraced these days as feminist individuality, those in the know will still recognize carnival whores as bargain bin pussy to be avoided.
"Did you see the quotes of wisdom on that carni whore's wrist? Yeah, in cursive and about some sinnner's past. Real original."
carni whore by bucknasty43 July 6, 2015
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carniwhore 

Derogatory term for a vegan or vegetarian who has sex with meat-eaters. The antithesis of a vegansexual.
"I can't believe she's dating that animal-eating guy after the way she's gone on and on about how killing animals is wrong. If her values are that big of a deal to her why isn't she keeping to her own kind? What a carniwhore!
carniwhore by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

carnihore 

Women who order manly meals while their men order salads.
Waitress: What would you like for dinner sir?

Husband: I'll take the "vegvag special" grilled chicken salad with grapes, strawberries, mandarin slices, and candied pecans drizzled with a raspberry vinaigrette.

Wife: I'll take the full rack of ribs with a baked potato...

Another waiter brings meal and wrongly places salad in front of wife and ribs in front of husband. Waiter fixes error and walks away whispering "what a carnihore"
carnihore by Malloz1 June 11, 2014

Carniwhore 

A whore who has mastered the act of fellatio and is on a dick only diet. In other words a whore who devours the dick.

A combination of the word carnivore and whore.
That bitch is a carniwhore, she fit the whole dick in her mouth.

That bitch is such a carniwhore, she gives the best head.

Carniwhore 

Someone who is so desperate they turn to employees of carnivals (the sleaziest and easiet of all employee species) for sexual attention
Ashley - I can't believe Shawn is with his new girlfriend at the state carnival
Kayla - Ash don't worry about it
Ashley - No Kayla it's not!!!! I need to find a random guy here to show him that any guy is better than him
Kayla - What are you going to Ashley? Don't do anything crazy
Ashley - How about that guy working at the dart stand?
Kayla - Ewww him, come one girl your way too good to be labeled as a carniwhore
Carniwhore by Derrik Fisher November 22, 2012

Carnivwhore 

An individual who indulges in any sexual acts with a variety of meat products and then devours the remains.
Dude you can't go to JDs BBQ, don't you know he's a carnivwhore
Carnivwhore by Chumborg October 3, 2006

Carniwhore 

That bitch from work, Alisha, she's a carniwhore
Carniwhore by Beef Missile November 4, 2013