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Carlisling

The act of tricking somebody into listening to Belinda Carslile. The act usually involves creating false expectations but also works quite well as a total surprise. Pre-dating Rickrolling by several years, I first begun this practice by slotting Heaven Is A Place on Earth into random Thrash or Death Metal mix cd's given to friends.
1. Hear that? Yo man, we just got Carlisled.

2. Hey man, I've warned you about all the Carlisling.
Carlisling by SamGreen July 10, 2010
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Cargilling 

A popular term from the MOBA game, League of Legends.

"Cargilling" is the act of one player, reaching 10 deaths or higher in a single game. This player is then open to ridicule, no matter how many kills he/she may have acquired beforehand.

This term originated when the infamously unskilled player known as "Cargill3", Cargilled frequently during gameplay. When the term was coined, the player then quickly changed his name to "LoklaiN", in a vain attempt to avoid ridicule.
"Bro, you're nearly Cargilling right now..."

"Aw shit, I Cargilled so hard that match.."
Cargilling by Chest McSavage July 8, 2012

Carnilingus 

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.
I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

Austin Carliling 

The act of fangirling over Austin Carlile more than any other celebrity
*sees pic of austin carlile*

Friend 1: ERMEHGAWD HES SO PERFECT
Friend 2: is it austin again?
Friend 1: YESSSS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Friend 2: you're really good at Austin Carliling
Austin Carliling by Squidgy Carlile December 18, 2013

carfisting 

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.
Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.
carfisting by Dylandam November 13, 2011

Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011

calishing 

The fraudulent practice of injecting events into web-based calendars purporting to be from reputable sources in order to induce victims to infect their computers with malware.
This google calendar event is likely a calishing scam. I'm going to calish these fools and get a shell on their mac.
calishing by 4n7m4n August 24, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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