Carcase Fart

After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.

Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.

by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009

carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.

After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.

by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023

Carcalepsy

The act of falling asleep, usually within minutes and in the passenger or backseat, during a car trip. It is especially prevalent among those promising to navigate.

Mom gets carcalepsy on the way home from Grandma's every Sunday, but she always wakes up when we try to change the radio station.

by amsterdandi October 25, 2008

carcake

The "hat" of snow left on the roof of a car when the owner has cleaned the windows but not the rest of the vehicle. Usually encountered when the driver is too short or too lazy to access the roof.

On the highway, I swerved to avoid an airborne carcake which had just blown off the car in front of me.

by bsnyc March 3, 2009

Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"

Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!

by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013

[carcasm]

When your stupid friend Dave misspells the word "Sarcasm"

Dave: "That was carcasm."

Elliott: "You're stupid."

by elflop January 7, 2009

Ghetto Carcass

Someone who drives an old white car that looks as if it could be a drug transport. Usually named Darrell and looks stoned all the time

That ghetto carcass looks high af af

by The anonymous Gopher January 25, 2017