Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.

When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.

by Ihatedk69 February 27, 2022

carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

by Idefineshit123 October 5, 2020

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

Carbon

Slang for a firearm

Buddy keep playing im gonna up the carbon on em'

by DangerLegato June 20, 2021

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 20, 2017

carbon

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George

by King George and Haha Yeeyuh April 22, 2006