capsaicin Intolerant

A pussy who can’t handle the slightest bit of spice

You know Charlie over there is a Capsaicin Intolerant as he can’t handle the slightest bit of spice

by jamlessdoughnut December 24, 2020

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capsaicin intolerance

being a pussy. can't handle spice.

"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"

by yagadooga December 24, 2020

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Capsaicin intolerance

Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.

Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.

Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.

*30 years later

*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.

Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!

Person 2: Holy crap!

*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.

Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!

Person 1: That's my boy.

Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 02, 2022

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