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Cap'n save a hoe

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
Cap'n save a hoe by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020

Sweet Cap'n Cakes 

"Wow Sweet Cap'n Cakes is a cool band"
Sweet Cap'n Cakes by XxGarfieldxX October 21, 2021

Capn Jack Sparrow

A Modern Warfare 2 free for all gametype created by Conor Boyle during summer 2010 (before black ops announced their 'one in the chamber' gametype) where all the players must start with a magnum with any attachment. Players must shoot all ammo out until they have as many bullets as there are people in the game BEFORE moving (so if theres 4 people including you, you have 3 bullets) and you must kill them all with 1 bullet each. you may pick up a persons ammo after you have killed them. Game ends when all players are dead except one. And while playing the game you must run around saying "YERG!! Im Capn Jack Sparrow! Yerg!!" as a reference to pirates of the carribbean
Michael: What game should we play?

Conor: How about Capn Jack Sparrow?

Michael: Fuck no.
Capn Jack Sparrow by TastiestFoot September 20, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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