man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 15, 2019
man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 15, 2019
The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
by Bigboiyolofish March 6, 2014
Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
by Blortgort March 21, 2017
It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.
Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.
by NoeyJoeyLoey July 5, 2015
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