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can breath 

1. When you have been drinking beer out of a can. 2. When you have had metal in your mouth for an extended period of time. (your breath stinks like a can)
"You have been drinking, haven't you, can breath?"
"I don't want to get close to you right now, I have can breath"
"I left the dentist office with can breath"
"Get your can breath away from me!"
can breath by Coal Shovler' March 31, 2014
Words you can keep

I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.
(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*
I can't breath by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

I can't breath

my pH is low, bro
psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him
I can't breath by toxdoc March 21, 2022

I can't breath

the word that black people now yell when a police officer touches them and can breathe just fine

I am not racist I have seen a lot of instance of people yelling this when they can breathe just fine
the black woman was yelling I can't breath when the police officer was putting handcuffs on her.

I can't breath

{insert name here} couldn't use proper grammar so they said, I can't breath.

I have an idea now he can’t breath 

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo
Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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