Camopants

1) A civilian word for Battle Dress Uniform bottoms, the clothes military personnel wear into the field.

2) Any kind of trousers with a camoflauge pattern.

1) Did you see that ROTC kid? He was wearing some kind of camopants.

2) Look at these new camopants I got.

by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008

Captain CamoPants

A name given to someone who wears BDU bottoms, or camopants.

Heya Captain CamoPants, I can't see you!

by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008

catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

by JB November 21, 2003

Capants

Pants for a male that exceed shorts but falls short of the lenfth of; pants, high waters. (Also see: manpris.)

"This guy smoked a Ja'Blunt and got so high he shit his capants."

-Starfox

by sevenyearnightmare October 28, 2013

catpants

A generic insult; or in some cases a substitution for a person's name (depending on context).

Look, here comes catpants.

by Aoe November 17, 2003

catpants

a name given to special pants for people who are stressed at work. supposedly petting cats makes one less stressed. said pants are more like chaps with fur that you can wear over your smart clothes.

oh gosh, i need to run home! i forgot my catpants for the 2 o'clock meeting later! catpants!

by candice rugg (catpants rugg) September 4, 2006

Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010