Calvin Harris 

Petty

Calvin Harris is writing a diss track about Taylor Swift because she was snogging Loki after their break up. He is also wearing Yeezys and putting Kanye on the diss track as a fuck you to Taylor.

Calvin Harris by soxpunk-rock June 20, 2016

Calvin Harris 

Typical sellout, in his old days he was a cool electro/house music artist who released cool tracks like "The Girls", "Blue" and "Acceptable in the 80s". Now he's a pop star who releases chart music for kids and people who like pop music. He just releases tracks now where he provides some average bet for some horrible rapper like Tinie Tempah to rap over or for some chart singer to sing over. The fact more people like him now does NOT make him a better music artist.

Chart music fan: "Dude have you heard the new Calvin Harris song?"

House music fan: "Yeah I hated it, I miss the days when he used to be good."

Chart music fan: "Oh well, I love house music, artists like David Guetta, Calvin Harris and Avicci"

House music fan: (Shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to The Chemical Brothers)

Calvin Harris by Propane_Nightmares May 27, 2014

Calvin Harris 

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

Calvin Harris by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

Calvin Harris 

Adj. A person who "gets all the girls"
As in the song by Calvin Harris "The Girls"

He's such a Calvin Harris

Calvin Harris by LukeOb August 7, 2007

Calvin Harris-ed 

When someone Neville Longbottom-ed but instead of ugly to hot they go from awesome and totally someone you'd be friends with to fuckboi and someone their past-selves would punch in the face

Calvin Harris, Calvin Harris-ed

Calvin Harris-ed by Baychesbecrayy March 18, 2017