by MarkusAruleius August 17, 2007
if someone terms you calorically challenged , look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't like what you see, go to the gym.
by Sexydimma November 28, 2015
by 30000caloriesaday November 26, 2021
antagonist from the red queen series. hes the second born prince from the calore family and becomes king after his older brothers exile. he has raven hair and "haunting blue eyes", as described by the main character. he's a very morally gray character and in all honesty, i love him. while he did absolutely unforgiveable things to mare, his mother also did unforgiveable things to him (which is not an excuse for the trauma mare was forced to go through). he deserved a better life, one without his horrible mother and one with his first love, thomas.
by locatedinhell May 12, 2022
When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.
Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!
Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!
Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!
by Titty Tipplenits September 23, 2009
literally one of the most underrated characters in victoria aveyard's "red queen" series. brave, supportive and always standing for his beliefs, I LOVE THIS MAN AND I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE WAS GOING TROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES
Person 1: Do you like Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)?
Person 2: Yes, he's really caring, intelligent, and, you know, the man of my dreams.
Person 2: Yes, he's really caring, intelligent, and, you know, the man of my dreams.
by soxenia May 5, 2022