Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy
Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy
Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just
feces." Guy One: "Oh..."