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Because it's Call of Duty 

The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.
1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.

it's your call 

it's your decision
Nobody can make this decision for you - it's your call.
It's your call, just say what you want.
it's your call by DianneX August 13, 2013

it's not my call 

It's not my decision, most of the time people use it in a place of long explanation on why they cannot do or decide certain things.
Son: Mother, may i go to a football game.
Mother: It's not my call. Talk to your father.

Note: Instead of long explanation ''i am not the one to allow you to go or not to go to football games, talk to your father''. Mother gave a short reply.
it's not my call by Redmen1 November 4, 2013

It's just easier to call you stupid 

A phrase used when one is tired of an argument where the other party clearly does not understand the explained concept.
Joe: A mile is shorter than a kilometer.

Mike: No it is longer.

Joe: Nuh uh!

Mike: You know, it's just easier to call you stupid.

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.
You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce 

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.