Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.
Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.
Harry: Must be a Californian.
by Enraged Coffee Addict March 10, 2015
The scumbag driving the Ford F-350 passed me doing 90, cut me off and then flipped me the bird. Definitely a Californian.
by The Fuck You Soul Brother October 19, 2003
Peolpe who live in California.
People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
People in land-locked states usually talk shit about us because they're jealous. Who wouldn't?!
"We got more bounce in California
Than all y'all combined"
Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
Guy: California
Girl: Oh, so you're a Californian...
Guy: Yeah, pretty much.
Girl: I love you.
by FirstName February 12, 2008
A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
by livedthereforawhileanditsucked May 10, 2011
by Anti-retard(Californians) November 12, 2021
Ok, a lot of people seem to be finding a lot of stereotypes about Californians, which I have NEVER heard about actually, considering I live in California. And I don't know where people are getting those. Classy? Ok, we're not gangsta but we're not classy. We're normal.
Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.
If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.
I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.
What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!
Next: "trendy fagz". Really?? Where did you get that from? And people are hating California a lot more because of that UCLA girl's racist rant on Asians. You don't judge a state for one person's actions.
If you check, a LOT of people that are famous live in California. Why? Because its California. Right now, I can name: Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, Brendon Urie, Shane Valdez, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ryan Higa, Shane Yaw (Shane Dawson) and so many more.
I know you always hear those stupid stories about small-town girls becoming big in L.A. but that's just plain bullshit. I'm not really gonna say that "Californians are the best" because we're individuals, with different personalities, so I can't make a big statement like that.
What I do know is that you small town faggoty assholes need to stop bitchin on Californians just because you think your life sucks. Go get a life!
Tourist:"Californians are stupid whiny fagz!"
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."
*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*
Californian: "You did NOT just go there, man..."
*Proceeds to beat the crap out of tourist...*
by Cathy Kay April 4, 2011
by hellya97 January 3, 2011