CAKE : "The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles
From rear view mirrors"
by czydisc June 11, 2009
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1) A kilo of cocaine
2) Money
3) Pastry, generally baked in a pan.
4) Something you never actually get in the game Portal.
1) "hey man you get my cake?"
2) "yeah man, you got the cake?"
3) "yeah man i got you a cake... it's filled with ice cream"
4) "The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie."
by alienstunt December 22, 2007
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sex partner/ spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend / cut buddy
to engage in sexually activity
to cuddle
to sweet talk on the phone with your significant other
Im having a long day at work I just want to get home to my "cake".
by YazminSye April 12, 2008
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Illegal drug imported from the Czech Republic, popular in the wordBoom-Rave culture, also known as Bromicide or Russel Dust; proper name Dimesmeric Antiphosphate.
Place was full of custard gannets munching on cake
by Drusillus January 26, 2003
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1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.
1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!
by Matt October 17, 2004
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Something that looks real but’s fake.

Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.


Similar to “cap”, but not quite.
“Look at her lips bro, think they’re real?”
“Nah, that’s cake
by Bushycat July 17, 2020
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