Cake Hoe

A girl who is not very attractive, that puts a lot of makeup on to compensate for how ugly they are, along with their awful personality.

Adam- Hey bro did you see Ally at the party last night, she’s a god damn cake hoe
Trevor- Yeah once she takes off her makeup she’ll go back to being super ugly along with her huge forehead.

by Cowboy from RamRanch June 17, 2019

hoe cake

Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40)

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

hoe cake

A word commonly used in rural North Carolina to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman. Often paired with "slutmuffin," the term "hoe cakes" is to be used in every day conversation. By composition, hoe cakes are made with licentious batter.

"God, Rachel is being such a hoe cake for not coming antique shopping with us!"

by Dickinson April 12, 2008

Hoe cake

The act of spending the majority of your income on the female sex, forgetting you have friends when a female is in your life, and dedicating yourself to a female. Hoe cakes constantly get taken advantage of by women and constantly cry.

Daryl Mc is the prime example of a hoe cake

by phuckyocouch June 14, 2010

hoe cake

well, if you look in the real dictionary a hoe cake is a corn meal bread. but now...its a term you use to call someone a hoe but make it cute...hoe(any pastry alive) see:
hoe muffin hoe cookie

carly, you are a hoe cake! but i still love you

by emy b April 29, 2007

Hoe Cake

A bitch ass nigga who is always buyin bitches thangs, a captain-save-a-hoe.

That ninja Jeff bought that bitch a Benzo. He's a Hoe Cake.

by Peruvian B November 16, 2006

hoe-cake, murder.

horrifically misspelled way of saying okay, mother.

hoe-cake, murder, i will take the basket to grandmother's house.

by khoury October 19, 2003