caioba

the person you may know in your whole life, his beauty was radiated by the sun, the most intelligent human being, with the physique of a Greek deity

Caioba é un figo

by Droti November 3, 2023

ciaobanga

what hip young people say instead of ciao these days.

when pronounced "ciao-a-banga", is what you would say to someone right before you punch them out.

A: "I have to go back to the meat shop to take care of business" S: "okay, ciaobanga!"

by iskcuri September 26, 2009

ciobanai

The plural of ciobanus, a ciobanus being a hairy and saggy asshole.

George and George's mother have ciobanai. George and George's mother are ciobanai.

by Dr. Alexander Robinson February 8, 2007

ciobanus

A hairy and saggy asshole.

George is a ciobanus. George has a ciobanus.

by Dr. Alexander Robinson February 8, 2007

Caiomaheemayahoo

The type of person to be really noice and really caring for you and someone who you would put all of your faith into. They would do the up most to make you happy and be there for you during the hardest times. A great laugh as well when you need some cheering up! Al round just an amazing person and you couldn’t be prouder to call you their best friend.

See Caiomaheemayahoo she is a great laugh

Caiomaheemayahoo is super duper trustworthy best friend

by G man snazzy mc gangster October 10, 2020

chiobatio

A person who pretends to be real, but there a face ass mo fo.
A twofaced cunt
A dis loyal rat bastard.
The type of wanker that is ment to be you mate but comes on to your misses when you ant there.

The type of person who is ment to be your mate but vanishes for months and all of a sudden starts calling you like you's are cool.

Aaron and ger are chiobatios.

I fucking hate that chiobatio.

I never liked him , he's is a chiobatio.

by the person who told you December 9, 2006

Cioban

Descendant of Spanish aristocrats from centuries past, the human Cioban is synonymous with fraud, everything and anything pseudo, and fiction. The ultimate poseur and plebeian, the Cioban will move from subject to subject, professing its own superiority through a concocted personality marked by an insufferable concentration on fine art, literature and music. This is, of course, a desperate ploy for attention, and the Cioban should neither be trusted nor acknowledged in his or her deeds. If one should encounter the Cioban in person, there are several methods to combat such a foe that will, at first, appear formidable. Do not be taken in by this guise, as the Cioban is, in reality, quite easy to defeat:

-Yell, with gusto, "IIII LOOOOVE YOUUUU JEEESSUUUUS CAH-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT"
-Say bluntly, "My taste is superior to yours in every way possible; deal with it." before donning a pair of black sunglasses and exiting the scene before the Cioban can retort
-Craft several made-up band names, such as "Ironing Board Escapades" or "Cat Fur Lines Our Hearts In Helvetica" or "Hipsterdom is a Way of Life", confessing your love of these bands to the Cioban. After he has said he has heard of them, which he will, reveal that the band you mentioned does not exist, walking away afterward.

There are many other methods, but these are the most common and the most effective for dealing with domesticated or wild Ciobans.

Christ, did you hear that Cioban just now? Phonies, phonies everywhere.
Look at THAT fucking Cioban.

by Geoff Magnum November 12, 2010