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cachestrated 

The activity of using your castrated penis to trade in a geocache.
"Why is there a severed penis in this geocache?"
"Oh, I cachestrated myself here last week."
cachestrated by Miniman April 11, 2015

Cacastrophy 

A situation in where you accidently crap yourself and end up in some serious shit
Man I almost crapped my pants, that would have been a cacastrophy
Cacastrophy by BOOPBOOM June 4, 2018

Cactestes 

The condition in which freshly shaved testicle stubble causes discomfort, like a cactus, but you carry it around and it pokes your inner thighs.
Guy 1: Hey man why do you keep shifting like that?
Guy 2: Sorry mate, forgot to use my usual products and ended up with a case of the Cactestes.
Guy 1: Broooo
Cactestes by Tony2Hands May 27, 2021

cacastic maniliosity 

A rare condition marked by excessive confidence paired with a complete absence of common sense.
Symptoms include loud opinions, bold stupidity, and a misplaced sense of genius.
“He walked into the meeting late and called himself the next Steve Jobs. Pure cacastic maniliosity.”

“That’s not confidence, that’s cacastic maniliosity.”
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026