by fitzcarraldo July 12, 2006
(n)
1. what you're looking for at the end of a long night of drinking to get home safely.
2. same thing, only for the ugly girl you just picked up so she'll go home and you won't fuck her later.
1. what you're looking for at the end of a long night of drinking to get home safely.
2. same thing, only for the ugly girl you just picked up so she'll go home and you won't fuck her later.
shit, dude, I'm so fucked up... gimme some dough so I can get some cabbage to drop off this baggage... don't wanna end up with that shit. damn.
by r3j3ct February 24, 2005
chron, i gotta go get a toasted sandwhich, the marijuan, i got the munchies man from the brand of can-ehh bus should have ads on the side in which lads are smoking blunts of cabbage kid patches grow and kids all laugh insist they legalize the shit
by Canada December 8, 2004
1. A item/object/idea that will never make the most gullible person's house.
2. A object that reminds you of a really bad moment (Like MINT credit cards)
2. A object that reminds you of a really bad moment (Like MINT credit cards)
1. David: I'm going to make a chocolate kettle!
Fred: That is such a cabbage.
2. David: That clock! It is so....
Fred: Cabbage?
David: Yeah! that's the word!
Fred: That is such a cabbage.
2. David: That clock! It is so....
Fred: Cabbage?
David: Yeah! that's the word!
by The Forgotten March 24, 2005
person 1: omg! did i tell you what i did last night?....oh wait, nevermind.
person 2: what?! u hafta tell me now! DONT CABBAGE ME BITCH!
person 2: what?! u hafta tell me now! DONT CABBAGE ME BITCH!
by K-Fed fo shizzle April 18, 2007
by that one girllll March 3, 2008