A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.
This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.
Noun - Not of being one, but two. When people with lazy eyes and bi-sexuals live in peace, regularly crossing the line between straight, friendly hugs to lesbianic activity.
See also Queereye
Guy #1: Yo, dude, check out that bi-clops, they is totally lookin' for some puss-ay
Guy #2: That bung eyes kinda a turn off though
Guy #1: Yeah, but I'd root salt... CH'MON
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).