An asian woman, or a man disguised as one, usually filipeno, who eeks out a living coercing men to buy it overpriced drinks in exchange for conversation. The coversation usually consists of request for more drinks and empty flattery.
recruit "Hey Salt, can I borrow some money I spent all mine at the bar last night."
Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
recruit "Noooooo!!!"
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."
Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
recruit "Noooooo!!!"
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."
by Sailor Jack Dulouz July 11, 2008