Buttprint

The residual mark or imprint of an individual's butt cheeks, left upon a particular substrate where the person has been previously seated.

Marsha left a perfectly symmetrical buttprint on my nogahide sofa.

by Woodrow Charles January 5, 2008

buttprint

The impression made from sitting on a couch for so long that it is worn out exactly and only where you sit. It will be there even after you leave your seat.

Dad, it's not comfortable sitting watching tv on the couch because of your buttprint.

by not wholly racist September 1, 2010

Carbon buttprint

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

by J Scotts January 16, 2009

carbon buttprint

1) The amount of carbon molecules used over a lifetime to produce and maintain a person's butt (including those used to produce contributing animal fats and to transport goods);

2) The amount of methane and other greenhouse gases produced by a person's butt over a measurable time period (e.g., a year or decade).

1) Al Gore may have reduced his carbon footprint by purchasing rainforest offsets, but his carbon buttprint remains equivalent to the annual output of a medium-sized Chinese coal-fired electrical generation facility.

2) The average US carbon buttprint is 4.6 times greater than the average buttprint of Zambia, New Guinea, or Ceylon.

by Bob Zybach May 23, 2008

Brownstown Buttprint

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.

One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.

by JohnnyBunch January 6, 2009