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nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

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Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

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After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin

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A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

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The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

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The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
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To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason

I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
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