Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.

Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.

Butt Weasel by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

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butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

butt weasel by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

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Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

Butt Weasel by Res562cue May 14, 2016

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Butt Weasel

A very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into Paris Hilton's butt hole and suffocate.

Jake: Dude Jose stole my bike and fucked my sister!

Derrick: Wow, what a jerk!

Jake: not just a jerk, A FUCKING EVIL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF SHIT BUTT WEASEL!

Butt Weasel by Dr. McPenisburgh August 21, 2011