1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!
2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!
2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!
by The Homiec C June 27, 2008
by Botlupa November 08, 2006
by surfbird March 04, 2009
A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.
Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018
Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?
by benthere March 11, 2008