Butt Dialed

The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.

Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.

Butt Dialed by Amran Al Hampran October 21, 2008

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butt dialed

This phrase is commonly used by females who keep their phones in their back pockets (as most females do) and accidentally call someone in their recent calls or speed dial. The recipient of the call may experience distinct sounds caused by flatulence and/or hear lengthy conversations that should not have been heard.

Girl 1: Hey Liz did you call me this morning?
Girl 2: Not that I recall, must have butt dialed you.

butt dialed by Cl0wn June 16, 2011

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butt dialed

Butt Dialed:
"The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls."

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hey, i think you accidentally butt dialed me :)

butt dialed by actionmumma March 22, 2011

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butt dialed the stork

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

butt dialed the stork by The stork dialed May 20, 2018

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Buttdialed

When you try to call your buddy in prison and his phone is in temporary storage in his butt.

"Honey, who are you trying to call?" "I just buttdialed Joe in prison, for real."

Buttdialed by Turk 153 September 17, 2016

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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