butt crisps Share definition Flag Small crispy pimple like eruptions that form on the outer surface of a human buttocks. Why don't you take a bath brush and exfoliate those disgusting butt crisps off your ass. butt crisps by Richard Juice August 4, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the butt crisps mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch