butt trumpet

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(

butt trumpet

by johnybobonny October 31, 2009

Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

by Littlefuckfucker69 June 1, 2019

Butt trumpet

Sound (farting) emitted from rectal area resembling that of the brass instrument.

My family has musical talent. Mother plays the BUTT TRUMPET every morning. Father is especially good playing the base.

by rrrwethereyet May 20, 2011

Butt trumpet

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

by Malcolm Nicoll March 19, 2006

Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.

I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.

by habanaro May 26, 2010

Butt Trumpet

Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"

"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.

by Heime's henchmen June 22, 2016

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013