burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

by DandandAn February 15, 2015

burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

by the bobster391 March 6, 2012

burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by Megan April 23, 2004

Burnt Bacon

An idea that is bad or stupid

You and your ideas are so burnt bacon, i hate you

by Grande Rojo April 14, 2010

burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 28, 2005

bacon burn

Bacon burn is a rash specifically on the inner thighs of a fat person from walking. The thighs are so fat, they rub up against each other when the person is walking, and causes burning, chaffing and redness, similar to the sight of bacon.

Oh man, that chick is so fat, her thighs are walking around each other; she must get bad bacon burn. Or:
Yo, that fat chick is burning some bacon, you see that?

by Ridizog June 1, 2004