"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)
Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.
by J and Chuck January 30, 2008
by wherearetheavocadoss February 1, 2019
by DGirard July 5, 2005
A mandatory manoeuvre for any guy not willing to run the risk of his girlfriend ending the relationship after witnessing his 'jizz-face' in the missionary position. Timing and execution is everything.
At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.
At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.
Example 1:
Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."
Example 2:
Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"
Guy B: "Not really."
Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."
Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."
Example 2:
Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"
Guy B: "Not really."
Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."
by JosephLL July 1, 2011
by LBT/Antimosity November 17, 2003
Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"
by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013
by Dairy Air October 31, 2008