burb billy
Someone whose too hillbilly for snobbier suburbanites, too country for city dwellers to accept, and too city for country folk. Symptoms someone may be a burb billy: they may have, or dream of having, backyard chickens or goats. They garden in any part of the yard they want to. They don't really care about the clovers in their lawn, or weeds in their gardens- they might even replace gardens or lawns with wildflowers. They are just as ready to go boating or fishing for bass as they are to parallel park in a trendy neighborhood downtown for brunch. They would much rather repair their own rustbucket than have someone do it for them, and likewise for anything they own- often resulting in houses waiting for a day off of work for a fresh coat of paint or similar maintenance duties, 'out of code' additions such as a two story deck, bonfire pits, forges, garages, etc. They have a natural enemy in HOAs. Often they were residents of the area long before the suburbs developed.
"My mom moved into a new neighborhood, but turns out her neighbor is a burb billy. My dad likes to drink beer with him, but my mom hates his overgrown lawn and thinks his truck needs to get off the jackstands and to a mechanic already."
"I was walking to a street festival when some burb billy rolled by in a rustbucket pickup blasting "Country Boy Can Survive". He somehow parked it better than I can park my Civic"
"I was walking to a street festival when some burb billy rolled by in a rustbucket pickup blasting "Country Boy Can Survive". He somehow parked it better than I can park my Civic"
burb billy by boredandbroke July 1, 2019
