Bunny eater

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Assisted masturbation of the female kind consuming large numbers of toys in a considerably short duration of time.

Girls that spend more time with a Rampant rabbit vibrator than breathing. The UK's favourite lady toy being used to excess in which "bunny eater" girls get battery discounts for buying in bulk.

The "bunny eater" girl in question then finds herself owning a box of shame or AKA a collection of burnt out toys of which they can not disposed of without unwanted attention.

Plastic scrap collector.

Samantha asks:- What did you get up to last night ?
Clare reply's :- Stayed home and ate another bunny !

Danni asks :- Clare coming up town tonight ?
Samantha replys:- no doubt she'll stay home, Bunny eater !

Bunny eater by mightymeety October 26, 2010

Words you can keep

Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.

Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!

Easter Bunny by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 4, 2010

Easter Bunny that ho

When someone pisses you off and you hide raw eggs all over their house and room to get back at them. They will unwillingly find eggs for years.

Trevor pissed me off, so I had to Easter Bunny that ho

Easter Bunny that ho by Hizill November 24, 2007

Easter Bunny

A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.

The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!

Easter Bunny by Hunter Miller February 12, 2007

easter bunny

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.

I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

easter bunny by TanooKirby June 4, 2003

Easter Bunny

A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.

Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.

Easter Bunny by Lackofstufftodo September 14, 2012

The Easter Bunny

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026