Bunny eater 

Assisted masturbation of the female kind consuming large numbers of toys in a considerably short duration of time.

Girls that spend more time with a Rampant rabbit vibrator than breathing. The UK's favourite lady toy being used to excess in which "bunny eater" girls get battery discounts for buying in bulk.

The "bunny eater" girl in question then finds herself owning a box of shame or AKA a collection of burnt out toys of which they can not disposed of without unwanted attention.

Plastic scrap collector.

Samantha asks:- What did you get up to last night ?
Clare reply's :- Stayed home and ate another bunny !

Danni asks :- Clare coming up town tonight ?
Samantha replys:- no doubt she'll stay home, Bunny eater !

Bunny eater by mightymeety October 26, 2010

Easter Bunny 

The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.

Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!

Easter Bunny by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 4, 2010

Easter Bunny that ho 

When someone pisses you off and you hide raw eggs all over their house and room to get back at them. They will unwillingly find eggs for years.

Trevor pissed me off, so I had to Easter Bunny that ho

Easter Bunny that ho by Hizill November 24, 2007

Easter Bunny 

A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.

The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!

Easter Bunny by Hunter Miller February 12, 2007

easter bunny 

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.

I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

easter bunny by TanooKirby June 4, 2003

Easter Bunny 

A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.

Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.

Easter Bunny by Lackofstufftodo September 14, 2012

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010